Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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