Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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