plz talk dirty to me
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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