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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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