she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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