You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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