Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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