You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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