well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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