my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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