He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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