come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this boner is exhausting
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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