it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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