make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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