Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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