Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You need Xanax blowdarts
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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