hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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