belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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