you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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