Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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