also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He did a backflip because drugs
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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