where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
you never un-have a 4some
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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