Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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