so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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