dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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