Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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