This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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