i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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