I just made out with a guy for $7.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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