what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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