I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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