I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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