can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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