i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
