awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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