Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
this is an emotional support booty call
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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