She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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