Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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