its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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