i just wanna soil my oats bro
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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