MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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