Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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