So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
