how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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