NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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