Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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