you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
