...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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