So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
