where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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