well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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