Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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