Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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